Mumps

The news here is filled with stories about the mumps. Kansas is one of the nine states where the person who was infected flew to during her contagious stage. So, we are having quite the outbreak. I’m not sure what the fuss is about – it’s not like mumps is something people don’t survive. I had them when I was five, complete with a setback, and I’m still alive and well nearly 40 years later.

The way people are acting, you’d think it was some horrible thing. They’re referring to it as a “dreaded disease” on CNN,while they’re saying it’s not really that serious. Please, make up your mind.

In actuality, it’s very rare for anyone to have any serious problems, including sterility for men. It’s inconvenient and unpleasant and that’s about it.

I don’t remember anyone being that concerned about me when I had the mumps. Nor do I recall anyone bothering to keep their kids away – better to let them get it and be over it.

If you’ve had the mumps, you’re protected from it in the future. You can check your immunizations – you should have had TWO shots to be protected. Or, you can just assume your chances are very slim – which they are – and that it’s nothing more than an inconvenience if you get them – and go on living your life normally. This, of course, would be my method.