Someone asked me recently if I had had my lips done. This is the second or third time someone has asked me this.
I’m not sure if this is a compliment, as in, “Gosh, your lips are so pretty.”
Or if it’s the opposite, as in, “Gosh, your lips look disfigured, what did you do to them?”
The answer is, “No, I have not had my lips done, nor can I ever imagine a time when that answer would change.”
1. this involves sticking needles in your lips
2. this does not sound fun to me
3. most people who have their lips done end up looking like they’ve been attacked by bees and the swelling is extreme
And, finally, if I had the money to spend on plastic surgery there are about a dozen things I’d rather have done.