They say you can tell a lot about a person from the magazines they subscribe to. I think what you can tell about me is that I don’t have time to read magazines. But, apparently, I still like to subscribe to them.
Tonight I decided to tackle the very large pile of mail lying near the front door. It was a lot of mail. A plastic tub was involved, if that gives you an idea of the amount of mail.
I sorted through and pulled out all of these magazines, only one of which had been partially read. And my very favorite magazine is in there, too. Although, it just arrived. But, I think I haven’t even read the last one yet.
Do you know which one is my favorite? If this were a local news program I’d have to tease you with some foolish thing before I went to commercial to keep you watching on the other side of the commercial. That’s creating a mystery that you want to know the answer to. It works. Obviously. But, I’m not cheap and sleazy like that so I’ll just tell you now. “Victoria” is my favorite. I’m sure you feel a tremendous sense of relief now that that mystery is solved.
Of course I’m being facetious. I doubt you were that concerned about what my favorite magazine is, unless you happen to be a magazine publisher. And if you are, please hire me to write a column for you.
I came home and wanted to control some little tiny portion of my world, because my work day world was very out of control today. All is well. It was just a frantic day, in which I didn’t get nearly everything done I had hoped to do. But it inspired me to deal with a little clutter so it wasn’t all bad.
Of course, I’m not really sure what one does with unread magazines. I guess put them in stacks on shelves. That’s what I’ve been doing with the other piles of unread magazines. Some day, when I want to make another collage, I’ll be glad I have them. I do wish I could find time to read them in the meantime..